Buy the Cow

 

 

This is a brand new hour of stand-up about getting engaged, planning a wedding, and getting married, all in the middle of lockdown. 

 

The hens night was a complete shit show, and the stripper left his socks on the whole time. The hairstylist had a near stroke the night before the wedding. The makeup artist was convicted of fraud, and could be sentenced at any moment! The limo was held together with duct tape & prayers. The sneaky priest slipped in way more prayers than agreed upon and the shapewear holding it all together was giving me such a wedgie it should have been sent to detention for bullying. 

 

Pandemic Weddings: dream come true, or a living nightmare?